My Day at the Wazoo Cup (01/03/09)

Today was a great day! After days on the boat the humans took me to shore for a full day of fun and what fun I had. I rode the bow for the race and got to meet some new friends.

This cute little female named Lucy came by. She was HOT!

My little heart was racing but these other two varmints started cramping my moves.

Lucy thought we were all morons so she says “you mutts are dumb, but if you can make a sentence with the word liver and cheese in it you may get my attention”. Well the retriever pipes up with the truly moronic line of “I love liver and I love cheese!”. He seemed real proud of himself until she told him that his sentence was stupid. The terrier feeling confident tries the opposite tack and says “I hate liver and I hate cheese!”. No go. She thinks that’s worse than the first guy. I’m figuring I have got this made so I tell those other bozos, “hey, liver alone, cheese mine!” We had drinks later at Dockside.

Dude, am I cool or what!